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Joke of the Day

"What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at? Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh"

"I had to quit my job as a Microsoft delivery man It got awkward telling people I was giving word to their mother."

"Bought some sneakers off of a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!"

"A couple of million dollar ideas: 1) Boxers with pockets 2) A service that lets you throw a live shark from a speeding van"

"A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of..."

"If I was a real superhero I'd be Constipation Man. And stop shit from happening."

"How do priests make holy water? They bless the hell out of it."

"Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would."

"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walks into a bar. He orders a drink."

"A keytar walks into a bar... And the barkeeper tells him: 'Get lost, we don't serve your type in here...' 'Why not?' ask the instrument. 'Well, you're obviously off your rocker.'"