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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch? Pay for the pizza."
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"my Liam Nissan is missing from the parking lot it's been taken 2014"
"Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas? Because his bread was stollen!!!"
"*holding banana up to my ear as if it's a phone* haha, get it?? it looks like i am making a phonecall. but i'm n-*banana rings* oh crap"
"Why doesn't Hitler run a marathon? Because he can't finish a race."
"interviewer: what can u bring to the firm me: [places a tiny cactus on desk & smiles] interviewer: I meant like clients me: [removes cactus]"
"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle."
"How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room"
"Did you hear Richie Benaud died today? It happened this morning at twooo:twentytoooo"
"What do you call a person with a meat pastry on their ear? Pioneer."