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Joke of the Day
"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing but it let out a little wine"
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"I got like 30 followers off a tweet about free porn sites, to which I say free credit report lose weight free penis enlargement."
"I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception"
"What happens when you give a cow marijuana? The ""steaks"" get higher"
"What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !"
"Shovels are incredible They're ground-breaking technology!"
"The pound is way more fun than the zoo They change out the animals every week!"
"Ginger Ale tastes so much worse outside an airplane."
"What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches? Salvador Deli."
"Why is cellphone reception so good in Wisconsin Even the smallest towns have at least 4 bars"