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Joke of the Day

"Post the most offensive jokes you can think of The child abuser motto: hit them before puberty does"

"I'm at the bar & I'm trying to convince this girl with a leopard print shirt to go & bite this girl with a zebra print shirt."

"How people think Brain: ""You're weird."" Body: ""and you're fat."" Face: ""plus you're pretty ugly"" Food: ""I'm here for you babe..."""

"The new Battlefield 1 looks so damn good, you could say... They just knocked Call of Duty into space."

"To limit my smoking... I only smoke on days that start with 'T'... like Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow."

"You know the best thing about penis jokes? On average they are not that long."

"What's purple and chained to my front porch? That's my nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I want!"

"I read an article that said to cheer up as adults, we should embrace things we loved as kids. So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee."

"What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow? Abandonment."

"What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."