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Joke of the Day
"Insulting Bakers is Good Fun You can really get a rise out of them."
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"HER: Let me know when you get your shit together. ME: So I guess this is goodbye."
"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? the answer isnt congress"
"You've got to really be careful when ingesting shoes... cause they're usually laced"
"Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies"
"[Lies on resume about having gone to preschool] Boss: You're hired. Your first task is to make me a macaroni picture. Me: *eyes widen* what"
"She asked me for an example of a double entendre So I gave it to her."
"What would you call a restaurant for anorexics? The Empty Plate..."
"I went for a depression test. Came back negative."
"Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest movie ever & it starts over because it forgot something. That's my kid telling a story."