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Joke of the Day
"Harry Potter is actually an allegory about the emptiness of millennial hook up culture"
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"Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around."
"I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo."
"What's the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman."
"I like my girlfriends the same as I like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke"
"fred flinstone (my landlord): the rent is due me: say it fred: pls no me: i'm not paying fred: *sighs* the rent is yabba dabba due me: haha"
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet But I don't know why..."
"With the recent success of mining for Chileans, I'm just hoping the U.S. doesn't try drilling for Farm Laborers."
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"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. Riceless."