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Joke of the Day
"I sometimes love math jokes.... 50% of the time they put me in a positive mood"
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"My mother went to college. My mother had a strong career. My mother has traveled the world. My mother talks to the TV as if it's listening."
"Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!"
"I've been married for about 45 lbs."
"Still don't understand why all car commercials show the car skidding out of control."
"What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma? a Karaoke"
"[At microphone] *clears throat* ""Salsa. Ballet. Conga. Waltz. Jitterbug. Tap."" *crowd cheers* ""Thanks for attending my dance recital."""
"Just saw a bumper sticker that completely changed my belief systems."
"Do you know why Parisians only have a single egg for breakfast? Because in France one egg is un uf."
"Ever heard of the blind gynecologist? He could read lips"