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Joke of the Day
"Never! And i mean never! say the word ""Bnag"" It's bang out of order."
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"I bought a treadmill because I ran out of closet space for my clothes."
"I see ur bio says 'Medical Intern'. Can you take a look at this *sends DM of mother-in-laws face* n tell me if it's infected. It is right?"
"Me: Siri set an alarm for 6am tomorrow morning. I want to go to the gym before work. Siri: Lol"
"What did PSY say when he choked on a burger? Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style."
"Revenge is a dish best served with revengetables."
"Short joke about the computer-era generation A mother asks her son: ""What do you write at the end of a sentence"" ""Mmmmh.... a .com?"""
"Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough."
"Squirrel sex What did the squirrel say after fucking an acorn? Best nut of my life"
"What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot? Aye CaRoomba"