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Joke of the Day

"Guy: Why does everyone call you ""Gross Gary""? Gary: [filling a canteen with hotdog water] Nobody calls me that."

"Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin"

"What's the number for poison control? Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough."

"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and they are 18 different holes."

"Can someone's face be a pet peeve?"

"Everyone was dreaming of working for Steve Jobs except his pancreas"

"so i wanted to know what was small and cheep my dad in the middle of dinner says asian hookers"

"Be alert The world needs more lerts."

"What do you get, if you cross a bad joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"