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Joke of the Day

"My mother told me if I dislike someine, I'd have to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they tried to get me, I'd be a mile away and they'd have no shoes."

"What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear? A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy."

"What do you call a cat in love? Romeow"

"Is your refrigerator running? Because I'd vote for it."

"A psychic dwarf escaped an institution for the criminally insane... It took police weeks to track down the small medium at large."

"Not a very good poem. I dig. He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig. Everyone digs. I know it's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"Theres 365 days until halloween and people ALREADY have their decorations up."

"Sarah Millican just called Stephen Hawking a good sport."

"What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already? Mistress: Are you done yet? Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."

"69% According to studies, 69% of all people have dirty minds."