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Joke of the Day

"My mother told me if I dislike someine, I'd have to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they tried to get me, I'd be a mile away and they'd have no shoes."

"Girl was towelling her wet pussy, she enjoyed it and started rubbing it vigorously... Until the pussy cried MEOW and ran away. Always be kind to animals..!!"

"Here is a really bad joke feminism"

"I'll bet when two cannibals get trapped in an elevator going to lunch, around the fifth minute, things start getting a little weird."

"Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox."

"Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink oink '!"

"What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in."

"I'll never rob a store because I don't want to see the police guess my weight on a wanted poster."

"Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive."

"What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? Handicappn."