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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who know binary... Those who don't... And those who wonder why we don't use ternary instead."

"FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say ""Like the murderer?!"""

"Knock, Knock Who's there. Buccaneer. Buccaneer who. You'll have to speak up; i can't buccaneer hear you"

"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!"

"(Sigh) I must be getting older. I just read a whole book about a giant sperm whale called Moby Dick and I didn't giggle once..."

"The only people who truly know your story, are the ones that helped you write it."

"Why could the brony butterfly just barely not fly? He was a Fluttershy Posted it because My Little Pony jokes that don't insult bronies are a Rarity."

"My mate got busted stealing a calendar the other day. He got 12 months."

"What do you call a smelly Hobbit? Frodor."

"My anti-social behavior reached a new high today when I was un-invited to a wedding, and it made my day."