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Joke of the Day

"Told my dad about watching Friends on Netflix... Replies with: ""It's better than watching enemies on netflix."""

"Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."

"Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender."

"Pretty sure my refrigerator is having sex with itself from all the noises its making."

"Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna? Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe?"

"If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre."

"Nuts What do you call nuts on the wall? Wallnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts. Finally, what do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested? www.filopedia.org"

"What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !"

"Jessica Biel's dad's first name is Batmo."