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Joke of the Day

"These Hoes Ain't Royals, said Chris Brown, pointing at Lorde and her friends."

"What do you get when you throw a Pokeball at a Pakistani? A Pakimon."

"6 things should be common in a Girl and Tea. Should be hot. should be strong. should be sweet. adequate milk. should be ready in 5 minutes. And lastly, won't let you sleep whole night :)"

"Somebody once told me in the middle of a huge machine gun battle that I always emphasize the boring parts of anecdotes, which made me sad."

"Men's underwear should be called ""manhole covers"""

"The secret to becoming a millionaire... Is by being a billionaire, then starting an airline."

"I think the republican party is correct on a few key issues like..."

"Your mama's so ugly people discriminate against her for it and she has no legal recourse."

"Kill two birds with one stone. Kill two birds with two stones. Kill as many birds with as many stones as you want. We must eradicate birds."

"Jokes are like packages. While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery."