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Joke of the Day

"Gravity is such a slut She goes down on everything"

"Some of my co-workers want to go hang out tonight. Trying to figure how to fake my death and still make it into work tomorrow."

"What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons."

"The last time I wore a red shirt, I went to Target and laid off 8 people in the morning team huddle."

"My computer has a virus. It's called the common cold. It makes your computer freeze up."

"So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa? I guess all the money really is behind her!"

"I don't think any of us would have made it to a life boat on Titanic."

"Jesus walks on water and everyone is impressed. I walk on water and I'm seriously concerned about this ice breaking..."

"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."

"What Did The Sushi Say To The Bee? Wassup bee"