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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what happened to Lot's wife? She got assaulted"
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"Why did the sperm cross the road Because I put the wrong sock on this morning"
"Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee is no joke."
"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"
"Girls are a lot like oceans, beautiful and deep but once a month it's shark week."
"I don't think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work"
"What does a hooker get from Santa? 50 bucks"
"They call me the human Hoyer lift... because I'm good at picking up fat chicks."
"What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician? -rate!!!"
"Shark Who Attacked Surfer: ""I Was Just Trying To Impress My Girlfriend"""