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Joke of the Day

"No I didn't want a receipt but now that you've asked me I'm suspicious, so yes, I will have that receipt now please."

"Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical."

"What did the constipated math teacher do? Worked it out with a pencil."

"This kid in target fell on the ground screaming bc his mom wouldn't buy him candy & now she's yelling for us both to get up and be quiet."

"A man goes to a prostitute and later he finds out he has crabs. When he goes back to complain, the prostitute says ""It was only five dollars, what did you expect, lobster?"""

"When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money."

"How does Jesus like his hotwings? Tinder and Mild."

"What do you call a nation of angry women? A cuntry."

"Rick. Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one. He is never gonna give you Up."

"So a woman is driving down the road..... ....... Forgot women can't drive."