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Joke of the Day

"No I didn't want a receipt but now that you've asked me I'm suspicious, so yes, I will have that receipt now please."

"About to finish my second book of the day! And when I say book, I really mean magazine. And when I say magazine, I really mean pizza."

"Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!"

"Why did Microsoft go from windows 8 to 10 Because 7 8 9"

"I wonder what Ethiopian hipsters post on Instagram... But it sure isn't their food..."

"I don't mind meeting her parents. It's her husband I have always been avoiding."

"Why do girls like nice guys? Cause nice guys always finish last."

"More retailers should adopt the ""Leave A Penny / Take A Penny"" system. It is literally, common cents."

"If you are living your life without giving an ""f"", You are living a li[ ]e."

"What do you call a people who serve in Thailand? Thai Fighters"