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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Sperm? One comes from Baghdad and the other ones comes from Dads bag."

"""She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."" -Romans 1:15"

"People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!"

"How does a rock star feel when he nails a groupie? Fan-fucking-tastic!"

"""Food expiration dates are lies. It's all about control."" My knife breaks as I cut into a plate of milk. ""I'm saving this for later."""

"A woman brings her items to the resister A woman brings five chocolate bars, a tub of ice cream, and some pregnancy tests to the counter Cashier: ""Ma'am, I don't think you need those pregnancy tests"""

"A guy just came into this restaurant by himself, ordered a plate of olives, ate them, and left. If you see something, say something."

"What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !"

"Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***""IT DOESN'T MATTER""!***"

"Why are automatic doors like knights? Because they're chivalrous!"