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Joke of the Day

"It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a cockroach move out. ""Good luck,"" he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases."

"My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy."

"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."

"Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate? His horse kept casting too many neigh votes."

"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, ""Can I park here?"" ... ... ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""

"What would you call Jack Black and Jack White's kid? **A dirty abomination you god hating homosexual!**"

"David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons."

"Did you hear about the guy in the Islamic State who was caught smoking weed? He was stoned."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them"

"Where did Christ get his ripped abs? Cross fit"