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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."
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"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
"""Algebra."" really laid back oceanographer, responding to ""What's that green stuff?"""
"Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie."
"When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three. They have a very drei sense of humor."
"Why won't women ever play in the NHL? Because the periods would take too long."
"I just got laid ... off."
"""What're you in for?"" ""I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it."" ""We've all been there, brother."""
"[writing own obituary before going to the zoo just in case] ""his hatred of lions was well known and dreamt of fighting one two of them"""
"A man walks into a schizophrenia hospital He says ""there's a lot of people in here"" To which a nurse replies ""get here you!"""