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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."
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"Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV Me:"" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?"" Mum: ""Just to make sure"""
"Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation? Because they can`t wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring."
"Why is Michael J. Fox better than a vibrator? You never have to buy batteries."
"Why did the Jewish woman cry when she was forced to pay the full price? Because she could not avoid the whole cost."
"This murderer my friend knew double crossed him. He really stabbed him in the back."
"Lottery gives you a 1 in 200M chance of skipping work tomorrow...alcohol is 1 in 5. You play your game...I'll play mine"
"Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia. Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere."
"""I just died in your arms"" sounds much more romantic than ""You're holding a dead body."""
"What do you call a city full of neckbeards? M'tropolis"