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Joke of the Day
"I know a girl who is completely obsessed with Mexican men. She's a Pedrophile."
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"My wife... My wife just got kidnapped by a group of muslim cannibals. I'm not worried though, I heard muslims don't eat pigs."
"You're so void, I bet you think this nothing is about you"
"In what direction do five gay guys walk?"
"A man sat on a baguette pointy end up. He claimed it was ""a pain in the ass""."
"I recently quit my job at a wind farm... It turns out i'm not a big fan"
"Yo Mama so fat... Yo Mama so fat , you can see what's behind her !"
"My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store The man behind the counter said ""are you going to put it up yourself?"" Mom says ""no thats terrible, im going to put it in the family room"""
"What's Hitler's favorite weather? Heil"
"If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set The royal family would be at the top of the tier"