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Joke of the Day
"When I was younger, I thought I had a Chinese friend. But it was just my imaginasian."
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"So I slept right through the blood moon event this morning, I'm more of a crip moon guy anyway."
"Have you heard the one about the agnostic with dyslexia and insomnia? He tossed and turned all night wondering if there was a dog"
"Quickest way to offend a Jew you tell them Noweh!"
"So Godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead."
"Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium all of the above A: Number 4."
"What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard? Paddy O'Furniture"
"What do you call a whore's laughter? Ho hos"
"Did you hear about the Florida pastor's Quran burning? His actions are incendiary."
"Fairly Dark Joke I really hate it when people tell jokes about suicide. So whenever they tell them, I just stare at them instead of laughing. That'll show them. That'll show them all."