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Joke of the Day

"Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium all of the above A: Number 4."

"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."

"Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs."

"What do you call a penis and a potato on a boats? A dictatorship!"

"Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent."

"Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard"

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel? So you're the one!"

"I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!"

"What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button."

"A sad dickhead walks into a bar... and the bartender asks him, ""Why the schlong face?"""