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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees? Kick em."
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"Doing my weekly Anti-virus scan, my laptop is a slut."
"What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour. -told me to by a friend. AP"
"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks."
"How to spot a douchebag in the gym? Really bad so he hurts himself."
"What's the difference between Jack Daniel's and General Custer? Jack Daniel's is still killing indians."
"What did the two vegan strangers say to each other? Nothing. They didn't meat."
"I take the ""L"" and ""R"" on my headphones way too seriously"
"Did you hear the rumour about butter? Never mind, I better not spread it."
"What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs? A retarded bandwagoner"