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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bible cross the street? To get to the other genocide."
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"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"
"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."
"Thank you Twitter for introducing me to brilliant people , but your suggestions of who is similar to me is making me reassess my life."
"Girlfriends are like phone apps They come with in-app purchases, and need the reassurance of updates to function well."
"I told my dad ""Look, I got a B in reading!"" He said ""That's a D you idiot."" -Rocky Laporte http://www.cc.com/video-clips/m25nl8/comedy-central-presents-birthday"
"A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, ""Do you know what tomorrow is?"" and watch the panic set in."
"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."
"It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them... The Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."
"Two priests decided to open a Fish and Chip shop... ... One was a Fish Friar, the other was a Chip Monk."