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Joke of the Day

"Two priests decided to open a Fish and Chip shop... ... One was a Fish Friar, the other was a Chip Monk."

"Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? Because they can't tell afib"

"This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account."

"The word ""defenestration"" means ""to throw someone out a window."" Which means this happens so often we needed a word for it."

"How do you make pickle bread? With dill dough"

"""Is this InkJet any good?"" ""Sure we've sold it to royalty"" ""Princesses?"" ""Mate, it prints ALL the letters"""

"""Doctor, I have an embarrassing medical problem..."" NSFW Well, what is it?"" asks the doctor. ""I have five penises."" ""Five penises!,"" exclaims the doctor, ""How does your underwear fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""

"*lady shares a wallet photo of her son* *i pull out a 20-part accordion wallet photo set of my dogs*"

"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Chinese population is getting."

"I walked into my local fishmongers when i saw the manager of the store slapping his penis with a fish. I **cod** not believe it!"