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Joke of the Day

"A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, ""Do you know what tomorrow is?"" and watch the panic set in."

"What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp testicles that's covered in Reese's Pieces? A peanut butter bee-nut putter."

"Q: What do massage therapists eat for dinner? A: Spa-ghetti."

"Gay jokes are not funny Come on guys..."

"Why was the dictionary on the top shelf more expensive than the one on the bottom... Because it was a higher definition"

"Why did Tiger Woods get divorced? Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!"

"You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?"

"Always respect a woman and never call her a bitch unless, you know, you're telling her to get you a sandwich."

"One thing that Sean Connery asked his wife only once and never again. To sit on his face."

"Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets. Woman: When will he have these? Doctor: It's for you, not for him."