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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is starting a petition to stop the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He's very serious about trying to make the USA grate again."

"What does Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have in common? Jeffrey Epstein."

"Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out."

"Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies."

"Have you heard the joke about the cloud? No? Eh, it's way over your head."

"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds:""No, I'm stuffed."""

"I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn't 6 hours long."

"If you want to make God laugh.... ...tell him your plans."

"Murder is legal if it happens after a morning person says ""WELL WELL WELLLLLL LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT UP"""

"Funniest joke 2015 I can't(won't) steal it so here is the original link http://i.imgur.com/asy1AU4.png"