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Joke of the Day

"I Got a Haircut Recently It wasn't what I wanted but it grew on me."

"There are two things I don't like about you Your chin."

"What did the counselor say to the hologram? ""You're projecting."" (From Star Trek Voyager)"

"This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him."

"Where did Hitler watch TV? In his *Lebensraum.*"

"I got ""Nope"" on ""Are You Going To Take This Quiz To Find Out What Stupid Character Or Song Or Food You Are?"""

"Damn girl, are you alcohol? Because I've had too much of you and I'm going to throw up."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? His wife is dead."

"What do you call a group of slow extremist Muslim Dr Who fans? Tardis..... I will see myself out.."

"The asian girl I'm playing chess against is really hot, you might say she's worth a... *puts on sunglasses* ""Second rook"""