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Joke of the Day
"The CEO of Apple came out gay... Now we know why the iPhone 6 can't stay straight"
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"A man walks into a bar and an egg falls on his head. The barman turns to him and says, ""The yolk's on you!"""
"A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a gun... The man yells out ""WHOS BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE???"" A few moments later, a man in the back yells back ""YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS!""."
"Cannibalism isn't funny Although, it depends on a person's taste..."
"already regret the text i'm about to send"
"She told me to go deeper.... But I was all out of poems."
"The Oregon Problem The latest opinion-type poll Says Oregon's out of control Football - U of O Marijuana - you know Both of them got ""smoked in a bowl"""
"Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used Condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started."
"Though he came from a long line of spoons, Sammy Spork always noticed a slight resemblance to Mom's friend Frank, the fork living next door."
"A pirate walks into a bar... And orders a bottle of rum. The bar tender says that will be 10 dollars. The pirate replies, ""Do you accept Barrrr Nickels???"""