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Joke of the Day

"How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ? There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb."

"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"

"I couldn't believe it when my mother said she liked The Monkees more than The Beatles. Then I saw her face."

"If you do not say it, they can't repeat it."

"Why do women have orgasms? Just another reason to moan really."

"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""So I guess you DID sign the agreement!"""

"Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."

"Anti-vaxxers hate Lil John He's always promoting shots."

"Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark."

"Did you hear about the leper who visited the whorehouse? He left a big tip."