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Joke of the Day

"Hey bartender, pour me another, I see ugly people."

"My friend said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at him."

"I ate a lot. It tasted like cement."

"4 introverts walk into a bar... What? Were you expecting something else?"

"There's a petition urging Bill Cosby to change his name to Cuz Billbe Cuz Bill be a rapist, of course ..."

"make it a double A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks her what she wants. ""I'll have an entendre,"" she says. ""Make it a double"" So he gave it to her."

"""It's raining men. Hallelujah."" -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians"

"Had a date last night, but I don't kiss and tell. So I'll tell you all about it."

"Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree? Suh Dude"

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window"