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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused."

"I recently told my girlfriend about removing the cookies and site data because it slows down the browser speed... Now she understands why I delete the browsing history everyday."

"Then outermost layer of your skin is mostly dead cells, so congratulations you're dead on the outside as well as the inside."

"What does no one want but will always take Refugees"

"The Grammar Nazis burst in. ""We know you're harbouring Jews, Mrs Gies"" ""There ain't no Jews here!"" ""Double negative! Search the attic, boys"""

"Do you know how to fry toilet paper? Neither do i....i can only brown one side :)"

"What is the worst race of ghosts? ...Spooks"

"Either people up north are getting friendlier or it's the spring-like weather because I was just told to ""please"" go fuck myself."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"I was really moved when I saw someone hosting a 5k for special Olympics athletes. Well, until I realized it was just another zombie pub crawl"