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Joke of the Day

"How do you turn a duck into a chart topping soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"

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"Just started coaching some retarded children in football The passing isn't very good yet, but the dribbling is fantastic."
"My soon to be ex-wife just told me I need to face my demons. nnWTF. I was looking right at her."
"Just saw the book ""Marriage for Dummies."" Shouldn't there be an ""is"" in there somewhere?"
"Why does SnoopDogg carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle!"
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"If 666 is the evil number Then 25.806975... is the root of all evil."
"Just walked in on Mark Zuckerberg writing down the contents of my medicine cabinet."
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"7yo: I HAVE A LOOSE TOOTH! Me: The Tooth Fairy doesn't want you messing with it until payd...Friday."