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Joke of the Day

"(Real Story) All of a sudden, my Steam language was set to Russian. I was changing it back to English, when my hand slipped. But it's okay, now. I have everything in Czech."

"What is wonder woman's favorite drug? Heroine."

"Break bad news to teens by talking on THEIR level. ME [spinning on chair in daughter's room]: Yo, turns out grandma's heart is weak af."

"What color was the Dallas shooters eyes? Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way."

"How to walk up the down escalator: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1:"

"All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal."

"water Water Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. l"

"How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today."

"I got my eyes on you One eye, talking to a another eye, say ""I don't know about you but something between us smells"""

"Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are too wise you be I see you are too wise for me."