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Joke of the Day

"Old game show bloopers...I miss this kind of humor today Found this video randomly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk&feature=related"

"An Irishman walks... out of a bar."

"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it"" - a handy tip when trying to track down large metal suppliers."

"Don't be easy to get because you'll be easy to forget."

"GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax."

"I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out... I say bought I actually stole it off a short fat, ginger kid"

"I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said... I wasn't the Juan."

"So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke."

"It's a plant shaped like an egg. EGGPLANT! It's a place where we make fire. FIREPLACE! Diving in the sky. SKYDIVING! Humans are creative."

"Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT"