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Joke of the Day
"Best place to hide something nobody will see? Page two of Google"
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"The year is 2005. Hollaback Girl is playing. We find a table and discuss how we each decided on our MySpace top 8. Everyone is ok with this."
"What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower."
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes."
"What's the difference between children and Isis? Drones can't tell either"
"DEAR ENTIRE WORLD: LIGHTENING IS WHAT BLEACH DOES TO HAIR. LIGHTNING IS WHAT I'M GOING TO STRIKE YOU WITH FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST SPELLING."
"What do cows do for fun? They go to the moo-vies!"
"What happened to the brain eating zombie that went to Washington? He starved to death."
"Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius."
"What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway."