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Joke of the Day

"The three most read words in the world: I? ?L?o?v?e? ?Y?o?u? ...NO! It's: ""Made in China."""

"The first time your mom saw me naked She asked for an epidural"

"How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion? Eh. Sew-sew."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1. It's offensive that you thought this was a joke."

"Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France."

"This Halloween, I put a potato in my pants and ordered people around. I was a dictator."

"Two roads diverged in the woods. I took the road less traveled and now I'm a werewolf. Thanks, poetry."

"I tried to say a punchline to a joke about Hindenburg But it blew up...."

"Latvian Joke One Latvian comes to other Latvian. First say ""is that potato? Will buy."" Second Latvian say ""No, is wife."" Both men sad."

"Honestly, guys, I think I've made the perfect woman this time. She's made totally out of waffles. And her clitoris is on her forehead."