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Joke of the Day

"Me: Do not 'K' me again. Daughter: Que Me: In any language. Her: Si This is why I'm crazy."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber He had Loco motives"

"British jokes aren't funny anymore. They lack hEUmour."

"What do Shakespearian Buddhists eat for breakfast? Om and cheese Hamlets."

"If the stick figure people started committing more crimes... I could be a legendary sketch artist for the FBI."

"So two cannibals are eating dinner... The first turns to the second man and says ""Wow, your wife sure does make a great roast!"" The second replied ""I know, I'm really gonna miss her."""

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because they're not a full esay"

"I hardly know you... but, Facebook says it's your birthday, so happy birthday!"

"I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman.. Oops I've posted this in the wrong place"