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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck? Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records."

"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"

"Women's magazines are so funny. 1: You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are! 2: How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days."

"I can't afford Netflix... So how about Putlocker and rape?"

"Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells."

"Why did the customer choose T-Mobile? Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world."

"Subtracting the average from a distributing is demeaning."

"Asked my girlfriend Shanon to tell me which fast food restaurant best describes my dick. She said Chick-fil-A, which was pretty clever, but the correct answer was Wendy's."

"How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!"

"Studies suggest when it comes to dealing with stress, masturbation is twice as effective as sex So one in the hand really is worth two in the bush."