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Joke of the Day
"I don't worry about Friday the 13th. It's bad luck to be superstitious."
Next Joke
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care? Shouldn't he be able to cross the road without having his motive questioned? Now let me just... exit through that conveniently placed door.."
"Why didn't the lesbian cross the road? She didn't have the balls to do it"
"When will forms stop asking me if I'm Mrs, Miss, or Ms and realise I'm an @?"
"My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz."
"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"
"My dear, departed animal companion. Although no longer with me, your name is now immortalised as part of a password I use on many websites."
"I asked my dad if I could go to a 50 cent concert... ... He tossed me a dollar and said ""take your brother"""
"A study of married women showed that 90% of married men still masturbate The other 10% have dumb wives."
"A man is in a car wreck and is rushed to the ER. When he wakes up he tells the doctor: ""I can't feel my legs!!!"" The doctor replies: ""I know, I cut your arms off."""