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Joke of the Day

"I don't worry about Friday the 13th. It's bad luck to be superstitious."

"Why are the news media like a prostitute? Because they are good at making stuff up."

"Now I understand why the British population was on a steady decline these past few years... Brits are really good at pulling out."

"The Boston snowstorm so was bad the Canadians reported on it. They called it Tuesday."

"What did Adele's chicken say? Hello from the other side..."

"If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears it... Does a hipster buy its album?"

"Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love... But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic..."

"What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"When the party host collects everyone's coats and throws them on their bed, I just stay in mine and take a nap among the jackets."

"Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling."