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Joke of the Day
"A new vending machine opened up at isis headquarters today... It was called the allahu snackbar."
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"What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards? A receding hare line!"
"What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office? I can clearly see ""you're"" nuts...."
"Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you."
"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"
"I use to have a soap addiction... But I'm clean now"
"no one knows where the sky starts. ""here?"" wonders one scientist, her hand just above her head. ""how about here"" says another, crouching."
"You have a smile that could light up a whole psych ward. <3"
"""Omg there's a picture of him blowing smoke out of his mouth. I must bang him this instant""- no one, ever."
"""...and then she farted and I swear her butt plug shot across the room like a rocket! That's the last time we have Taco Bell."""