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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!"
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"What do you call a gay chicken? A cock a dude'll do!"
"I've been thinking of getting into the warehousing business... I've heard it's blowing up in China"
"Shout out to all you guys with permanent amnesia. You know who you are."
"What is a prostitutes business motto? The customer always comes first."
"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle."
"How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!"
"Two blondes are waiting at a traffic light One says ""It's green."" The other ponders a few seconds, then replies ""A frog"""
"He'd probably stop sending me ""good morning, beautiful"" texts if he saw how many chins pop out when I look down to read it."
"Someone stole my mood ring I don't know how I feel about that"