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Joke of the Day
"Kids, don't grow up... it's a trap!"
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"Who do you give a lost gun to? The rifle owner."
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"There are 3 reasons for ""Liking"" someone's Facebook status: 1. I agree. 2. I realise this is about me, so I'm liking it to rub it in your face. 3. I want to bang you."
"COP: Anything you say can and will be used against you-- ME: Handcuff keys COP (to his partner): Damn, this guy's good"
"My mom accidentally killed my boyfriend this weekend. She didn't recognize him when she was canning pickles."
"What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano? I'll be bach."
"Had a three-way on Valentine's night... Me and Ben & Jerrys. I'm so lonely."
"What's the difference between the wind and a blonde? Some days the wind doesn't blow."