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Joke of the Day

"Decent One Liner! A seal walks into a club."

"I dated a soccer player once. I also learned a new word that's in poor taste to yell out during climax."

"Me: Ugh. Something I ate this morning didn't agree with me. [Inside my stomach] Chicken Quesadilla: ""The Notebook"" was an overrated film."

"Jokes are like food... Not everyone gets it."

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes."

"Why do gay men always have candles near their asses? So the gerbils can find their way out."

"Initially I thought I would rather catch herpes than feelings. But then I realized herpes are forever."

"Hear about that guy who was so desperate for accolades that he framed his parking citation?"

"My parents kidnapped me. I was then born."

"Pickpocketing rates are so high in Barcelona, after browsing Street View my PayPal account got emptied."