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Joke of the Day

"Initially I thought I would rather catch herpes than feelings. But then I realized herpes are forever."

"I'll race you to the bedroom, winner gets to pick the hole."

"What caused The Black Death? The police."

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"Bad grammar makes me [sic]"

"What do you call a popular joke on reddit? repost"

"There's a very thin line between having your foot out of the covers enough to stay cool but not enough so it gets eaten by monsters."

"Artist Prince has passed away at the age of 57 I guess this is what it sounds like when doves cry."

"So far I've kept my resolution to not date any super models."

"I like my friends like I like my coffee... I gave it up for lent"