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Joke of the Day

"I'm only good at math when I'm adding insult to injury."

"There's no law that says you can't make a tiny swimming pool in your belly button for a gummy bear pool party."

"The masochist said to the sadist, ""Hurt me!"" and the sadist said ""No."""

"Just like every year, this April 1st will mark a day were people around the world fall for silly fibs and wildly embellished stories. Then they will fall for April Fools jokes."

"After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends... We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me."

"Doctor: where does it hurt? Me: [shows him an empty bag of Cheetos]"

"How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its USB cable."

"If Ben Franklin was a Nazi, how would he have discovered electricity? By frying kikes."

"I'm not an alcoholic ... Alcoholic's need a drink, but I already have one"

"What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters"