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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes"

"Those are the whitest teeth I've cum across today."

"WHAT KIND OF BAND PLAYS SNAPPY MUSIC? A RUBBER BAND."

"If you've ever wondered how many days you can reuse the same lemon wedge in your water pitcher in the refrigerator, the answer is not 11."

"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."

"Boy in the hospital, dying of cancer and grandma misplaces her glasses at the store and buys the first card she finds ""Get Good Soon"" [8]"

"What is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and i don't care.."

"Who just can't get enough of one liners? Coke addicts."

"I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me."