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Joke of the Day

"A Sausage and an egg in a frying pan. Sausage says: 'It's hot in here.' Egg replies: 'A talking sausage!'"

"TIL there are 45000 breatharians in the U.S. 44999, # 44998..."

"When asked about hobbies, don't start lap dancing. #jobinterviewfail"

"whats another name for a cemetary? a chinese resturant"

"[META] /r/germanhumour For all fans of [German humour](/r/germanhumour)."

"If I worked in a used record store I would tell every customer ""all sales are vinyl"" until I was fired. It would be worth it."

"I was talking to some insects about my feet. I think they're pretty big, but mosquitos think they're bite-sized."

"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."

"What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail? 'Collared Greens'"

"Why is Ronaldo so good at football? Oil of Ole Ole Ole"