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Joke of the Day
"Top of my Med School Class: I don't just play God, I win. *definitely not remotely true*"
Next Joke
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It can't come to you anyway."
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you the answer tomorrow."
"Date: So what do you do for fun? Me: [Flashes back to me tightly strapping a Rolex around a quail] I love bird watching."
"I bet Jane didn't know Tarzan swings both ways."
"What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys? Warden."
"I think my wife came from Ikea Cause she came with extra parts that I didn't know about"
"Donald Trump like his women like he likes his Geneva Conventions Mostly ignored, but regularly violated."
"Round Sheep A farmer asked me ""Can you help me round up my sheep?"" I said ""How many have you got?"" He said ""78"" I said ""we will call that 80!"""
"If the earth is round why is there no round 2?"