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Joke of the Day

"[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad? Dad: Yes? Son: Happy M- Dad: DON'T Son: Moth- Dad: STOP Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY *Dad bangs head on desk*"

"old linux joke I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"

"How does an international banker have a good Friday night? He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks."

"My friend just told me this joke: ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Chicken"" ""Chicken who?"" ""TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"""

"My phone got married last week. The service was good despite the lousy reception."

"I love puns about England... They really Brighton my day."

"I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing."

"Response to ""LPT: If you ever get cold..."" What if your corner isn't 90 degrees? Well, it just wouldn't be right."

"What's the square root of 69? 8 something"

"I got 99 problems and they're all friend requests from people I didn't like in high school."